I’d choose her hair over Nutella any day — and I love Nutella! … wait .. I don’t want to eat hair .. I don’t even know what I’m saying any more… I just want to stare at her picture .. that’s normal, right?

That is sorta normal I guess and Claudette is indeed better than Nutella, although Nutella is my country’s only decent export apart from maybe the Renaissance, so there’s that.

Update: my brother proceeded to make himself a Nutella sandwich and I’m still here squinting and trying to make sense of the hair thing.