Ok, so, let’s do this for my audience of four people:
1. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue (sexy).
2. I lied to a US border patrol agent while crossing the border from Canada. He asked whether we had any food that we bought in Canada in our car and I said no but we had actually just bought maple syrup in the town just before the border, so if I suddenly mysteriously disappear you know why that is.
3. I have a Myrna Loy ring.
4. I tend to buy teal (or variations thereof) versions of everything if they’re available, I should really stop, I could go out one day dressed entirely in teal. I have teal bags, shoes, wallets, stockings, I even have teal earmuffs, I need help.
5. I have developed an obsession with cleft chins lately and I now find that people with normal chins (me included, unfortunately I’m not part of that master race) have boring faces.