Rereading Jon 1, ADWD is much more entertaining when you imagine Stannis is talking in all caps.
Stannis: “SNOW. JUST WHO DO YOU IMAGINE YOU ARE“
Jon: “The watcher on the wall, sword in the darkness, etc etc.”
Stannis: “DON’T PRATE YOUR WORDS AT ME *draws comically large glowing sword* HERE IS YOUR SWORD IN THE DARKNESS“
Jon: “Sire, I agree these castles (which you asked me for a thousand times but ok) must be garrisoned- “
Stannis: “THE BOY COMMANDER AGREES. HOW FORTUNATE.”
Jon: “-by the night’s watch”
Stannis:
It takes very little to amuse me.
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Your opinion on how asoiaf will end!
King Boots the First of His Name is on the Iron Throne, with his beloved Queen Whiskers and their valiant captain of the kingsguard Ser Pounce.
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